Trail Of Tears

When you make out with a girl who has recently had her period and is currently using a tampon or pad, and proceed to put your hand down her pants and pull out the pad or tampon and smack her in the face by suprise multiple times. She will then look like a native american who just left a long destructive battle.

"Yo dude I heard you gave that chick a trail of tears last night!"
"Yeah man she got owned!"

by JT fountain drinks July 6, 2006

trail of tears

The pungent aroma left behind as someone walks and farts at the same time.

Dude, I thought I was cool until somebody came down the same aisle as me and walked right into my trail of tears.

by Pineapple and cock April 30, 2009

Becky Tears

the tears of white women, often used to mitigate blame, refuse responsibility, or sway authorities into siding with the crying woman. A tactic that often gets black men arrested or murdered by police.

Barbecue Becky sheds her Becky tears but the police didn't buy it this time.

by Coptic Kaskuh June 26, 2019

bitter man tears

The product of agonizing sorrow and the only type of crying men are permitted.

Man 1: Bro, did you hear they've canceled the Superbowl this year?
Man 2: I've been weeping bitter man tears all morning.

by Sports Machine Phil August 21, 2011

White People Tears

The tears of the superior race

The black man claimed he was drinking "white people tears". After taking a slurp, the black man wrenched in a fiery pain, the reaction was similar to a demon being soaked in holy water.

by The Anrgy Molester September 19, 2016

tears

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omg its a marino

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Trail of Tears

When you go on a strict diet of only hot sauce and chilies for three days and then blow your load directly into a girls eyes. It burns so bad she will leave a trail of tears.

So I gave her a trail of tears last night.....now she is legally blind

by Jamie Malinquetoast December 13, 2009