Titty assed

The state of being so fucked up that you don’t know the difference between your titties or your ass.

Molly was so titty assed last night that she ate a tide pod.

by Back Left Corner ofThe Library January 29, 2018

Titty Lasers

The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else

I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers

by The Captian May 5, 2015

titty umbrellas

When girls boobs are so big you can use them as umbrellas

This girl I saw on pornhub had some titty umbrellas

by Nigga Pink July 5, 2014

Cop a titty

When you're trying feel a hot girls titty

"hey girl, you looking fine af today, can I cop a titty?"

by ewjsbdbejdej June 12, 2017

Titty Privileged

Having breasts large enough to flex with comfort. Someone who is titty privileged Shouldn’t need a push up bra and in turn proves they have privileged tittys.

Damn Marley only wears sports bras and they look huge she doesn’t even need a push up she’s titty privileged

by Zayatefiveserosero October 5, 2017

tittie tryant

Someone who is controlling and mean towards those titties

tittie tryant My boyfriend slapped and fucked my titties all night long, he was a fucking tittie tryrant

by NRG Pimp January 28, 2018

Titty pussy

A woke sloppy goblin girl that rides around on sweat stained roller skates and begs students to come out as Bi, if a student refuses Titty Pussy will let Out a shriek that will change the students body hair to strawberry blonde. Then titty pussy will say tough break straighty, have fun sticking out like a sore some should you ever visit a beach in Palestine - Cole Hersch

Titty pussy sure is woke, Titty pussy for president.

by Mad american voter March 10, 2021