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owl titties

when a woman has especially large nipples that makes her breasts look like the eyes of a cartoon owl.
when she took off her shirt i was like "how many licks does it take?" cuz she has owl titties.
by starbellyteam March 13, 2015
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titty crack

That woman has 5 inches of titty crack showing! A bra might do her a favor. You should not show up at work with all that titty crack showing. Seriously.
by distancedrea March 29, 2015
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Titty Lasers

The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else
I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers
by The Captian May 5, 2015
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Titty Mungo

A woman who purposely draws attention to her large, round, meaty boobs. This is primarily done for male attention and there are no boundaries as to where the boobage is displayed (i.e. at work, kids birthday parties, funerals etc).

The titty mungo typically has a shrill or booming voice and cackles like a hyena in heat.
Person 1 "Did you see what she was wearing?"
Person 2 "Yes...a see through top with a balconette bra! Everyone can see her knockers!!"
Person 1 "What a titty mungo!"
by rave69uk September 8, 2015
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Titties on Deck

Breast that are large and make men stand at attention when they see them. Like when a Navy Admiral is being saluted by his Sea Men.
Have you seen Stacy's photos?
Man she's got them Titties on Deck.
by Enjin September 14, 2015
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Titties and Beer

Two of the best things on the planet. Each can be enjoyed on it's own, or combined for one awesome night of awesomeness!
Bob:"Whatcha up to tonight, Steve?"
Steve:"I'm gonna hit up Cocomo's for some titties and beer. Wanna come?"
Bob:"Fuck yea! Let's go!"
by Tman227 October 27, 2016
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titty tickler

When a girl titty tickles the life out of a fat guy with man bobbies for sum Reece's
Omg did y'all se that titty tickler at the park yesterday omg yassss I was like wtfff
by Thatcrazyboy168 January 4, 2017
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