shit bag tired

When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.

I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.

by Calgarian-man May 03, 2018

tire swing pony

Something stupid Patrick made up.

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

by -Anonymous. June 17, 2015

butt ass tired

Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.

Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.

I am too butt ass tired to be able to fall asleep.

by Brettwads December 24, 2020

Kansas Tire Fight

When your cousin fucks you in the ass and gives you a prolapsed anus (rosebud) and you ate Chipotle earlier in the day, so you get diarrhea and your anus looks like a tire

Last week I had a Kansas Tire Fight with my cousin Sandy.

by Heidra January 02, 2018

Tired of ud jokes

Whrn you are tired of usual UD definitions

I'm tired of ud jokes

by Soddoll April 12, 2023

Legs'er lil tired

When you consume a large amount of alcohol and you blame you're stumbling on your legs being a lil tired

Man 1: (man stumbles over stairs) man my legs'er lil tired

Man 2: no they aren't you're monged!

by Opposum March 08, 2021

blowin out tires

Driving recklessly through a rough environment (either off-road or deep urban)

"We were pimpin in the woods, we were blowin out tires" -- Skin on What It's Like EP

by J. April 02, 2003