russian hog tie

when you’re naked, tied to a tree in the woods, and your arms and legs are tied apart and your balls are also tied.

then, honey is poured on your balls and you’re abandoned so a bear can come and lick the honey off your balls.

my wife Mary made sure to give me the russian hog tie last night! the bear got a little too hungry and now i only have one ball.

by HotDragon57 December 26, 2025

straighten my tie

to give a man an erection.

Would you like to straighten my tie?

by AladinSane February 8, 2025

wall tie

Word used when with someone to point out a baddie

"Hey Lucas did you see that wall tie walking by"

by mojo tron May 18, 2023

Bow tie

Something that strangles the absoulute shit out of me when I put it on.

Did you hear bill died last night?
Yeah, he was strangled by his feckin bow tie

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023

pink hair tie

to show you’re available for no strings attached (for fruity people)
worn on the wrist to show other gays that you’re down to have some fun, but nothing serious
for those still cautious, approaching someone wearing one you should say “can i borrow your pink hair tie” to which the response would be “only if i can borrow your hoodie”

girl/guy 1: oh hey, can i borrow your pink hair tie?
girl/guy 2: yeah sure you can, if i can borrow your hoodie

by crazyshy June 16, 2023

Arabian shoe tie

The Arabian shoe tie is a torture method that consists of skinning someone’s foot to expose veins and nerves then carefully tying the veins and nerves like a shoe lace.
You could also extend this and make it a challenge to try and untie the veins and nerves.

This guy is pissing me off, I wish I could give him an Arabian shoe tie.

by Cleveland steamroll guy June 25, 2024

Guy in a tie syndrome

Guy in a tie syndrome is when a Karen or Karen adjacent person asks to see a male employee, even if they are less experienced than a female employee.

That lady has guy in a tie syndrome!

by Meznight July 26, 2024