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big weenie

A person who can't shut up unless if you stick in a big weenie up their mouth
person 1: Big Weenie
Big Weenie: Booooooy oh ๐Ÿ˜ณ boyy, Nothin' ๐Ÿ™… beats ๐Ÿ’“ a hot ๐Ÿ˜… and steamy ๐ŸŒซ dog ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ• weenie ๐Ÿ†.

A little ๐Ÿ‘Œ stadium ๐Ÿข mustard ๐ŸŒญ oughta a jazz ๐ŸŽท up โ˜ this fo
by abxttoir March 9, 2022
mugGet the big weeniemug.

5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
mugGet the 5 Weeniesmug.

Weenie

A penis that can be eaten and swallowed
Hey becka can you eat my weenie
by Dr.DoogleWIENRE November 16, 2021
mugGet the Weeniemug.

The weenie hut

Any road side hotdog stand

The croch area on a man
The guy ran off the road and destroyed my weenie hut and the guy working it.

Joe just kicked him in the weenie hut, dannnnng must have hurt
by Benthegr8 June 30, 2018
mugGet the The weenie hutmug.

turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies
by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022
mugGet the turtle-eenie-weeniemug.

Weenie butt

a term used to insult those classified as โ€œweenies.โ€ often used when a weenie is being extremely annoying in a situation, or when they get in the way of things.
Mark: Can I have my phone back?
Weenie: No!

Mark: God, youโ€™re such a weenie butt.
by los.tby October 18, 2020
mugGet the Weenie buttmug.

Weenis

Gimme that weenis boi *proceeds to touch elbow skin*
by Thesavageboi132 May 22, 2019
mugGet the Weenismug.

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