scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.

Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.

by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014

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Glory scratch

When stubble is felt on the other side of a glory hole.

"Dude! "I totally got a glory scratch from that truck stop last night."

by Brostadermus May 30, 2019

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Scratch

An online platform where you can make animations, watch them, make games, play them, and make groups, where people send you their games and you accept or reject them.

A: hey bro you played scratch before?

B: what?
A: just type in scratch in google.

by I need help 2023 January 13, 2023

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go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

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Jack Scratch

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff

Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008

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