A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
Get the Salmon-Beard-Santamug. /noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020
Get the King Salmon 8mug. When you’ve just finished and there is still cum left on your floppy, pink penis so it represents a Salmon covered in Milk
1. Get your Milky Salmon away from me
2. You’re not getting anything else with that Milky Salmon
3. Get that Milky Salmon away from me
2. You’re not getting anything else with that Milky Salmon
3. Get that Milky Salmon away from me
by Milky Salmon April 21, 2018
Get the Milky Salmonmug. The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.
by Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt II January 22, 2022
Get the Breaded Salmonmug. by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023
Get the smoked salmon and monkey poomug. When someone (preferably in a Love Island villa) runs up to a pool and jumps in while wriggling their body a bit with their arms stuck to their sides to look like a salmon. They also tend to make a noise that isn’t really relevant to a salmon it’s just real funny. In other words - Chris’ signature move.
by Heythereurbandictionaryusers August 2, 2019
Get the Salmonmug. by Fishfishfishyyyy January 6, 2024
Get the Salmonmug.