piggy pile

The assortment of items gathered around a person while they spend large amounts of time on the couch or on the internet. Designed to encompass everything one would need for entertainment, nourishment, communication, and practical purposes during this time. Common Piggy piles can include one or more of the following items, among others, dependent on the user's personal tastes and needs:

-remote control
-phone
-book
-gaming device
-game controller
-snack
-drink
-pillows, blankets, etc.
-cigarettes

These piggy piles have a 99% chance of missing one or more items once the user gets settled in.

I got off work for the weekend, and the first thing I did was set up a piggy pile and zone out for 8 hours.

by meesterseege March 12, 2011

dewy pile

A fresh wet pile of cow shit.

Good thing you didn't step in that dewy pile!

by Papa toot June 14, 2016

Nikky Pile

A pile of a friend's belongings that accumulates in size with said friend's belongings over time.

Friend: I can't find my keys.

You: Have you tried looking in your Nikky Pile? That's where you found your wallet last time.

by bazookabauer March 23, 2022

Nigger in the wood pile

When something is surprising or obscure.

When you find out you're 3% eastern European, grandma says "that's the nigger in the wood pile"

by Dr. Delarney May 10, 2025

Pile of shit

Another term used for an idiot or cooler term, is considered to be a pile of shit

Ok ik you did this you pile of shit!! Get back here

by 1Shot Duke October 14, 2018

Death Pile

Burning the shambles of a house by pouring more petrol on it. What he expects is either the past to be sundered so there is no proof OR that the fire will burn brightly enough to cast him in a benevelont glow. Death pile.

Jacob Rees-Mogg says "I want S*n readers to write to me and tell me of ANY petty old EU regulation that should be abolished."

If you attempt to cover up past mistakes, though simultaneously distance yourself from them, you create a death pile.

𝐍𝐁 - Rees-Mogg was complicit in the break from EU regulation.

by grumblah February 10, 2022

Piled Severely

Die.

To have Piled so disastrously that death is the result.

Did you see that wreck? He Piled Severely.
Yep, he died. Who's gonna get his car?

by marsupialmarzipan March 10, 2009