Brown noise

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT
Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"
by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021
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cosmic noise

Noise caused by radiation outside of Earth’s atmosphere
by acme2004 February 09, 2018
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Whiteman Noise

Constant background chatter in an office or professional environment about climbing the corporate ladder and using your connections to get into an Ivy League MBA program that will literally change your life.
"I can't concentrate with Ian's constant whiteman noise. Just apply to grad school, dude! "

Employee #1: "Why is John always in Spencer's office? Is he sucking up for a promotion?"
Employee #2: "No, that's just whiteman noise. You know, Spencer went to Stanford"
by MauiAlli March 15, 2020
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cloak the noises

yo put on dat cloak the noises shit
k dawg
by printfhelloworld December 05, 2015
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suck noise

A slang term to say 'fuck you take the hard way.'
*Attempting to lift 500lbs* "Have you ever lifted before?" "No." "Suck noise, add 250lbs."
by Deguisseppionoppolis April 21, 2018
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noise funnel

An alternative, pseudo scientific, absurdist, reductionist, descriptive alternative for 'ears' recalling the pure physical and functional properties of a person's dual facial appendages.

lugholes
'I say, Charlie. This composition is like aural ambrosia to my noise funnels.'
by xenographer August 09, 2016
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stick noised

A person acting like they have a stick up their ass about someone else flaws and turning their noise up at their own flaws
Person A: Did you hear that Jane Doe dumped John!
Person B: Yeah, I heard she stick noised him
Person A: How rude!
by DangerNoodle5 March 10, 2023
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