Swamp Monster

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.

How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!

by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022

wiffle monster

A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.

Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."

Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."

by vogonjoe March 19, 2014

Anxiety Monster

They're the monster that hides under your bed and gives you anxiety. They're usually also known as depression. The biggest thing is that they hide them selves as your best friend.

My Anxiety Monster is my bestfriend.

by Anxiety Monster April 22, 2020

sus monster

A nickname you call your friend when they’re being extra sus.

“Dude! Stop being a little sus monster!”

or say it as a nickname as usual

by yumravo June 24, 2022

Dome Monster

Someone who is addicted to giving oral sex. A person who fiends for dick.

It wasn't even Halloween and I still got head by a Dome Monster.

by Louiiee June 19, 2011

kizzy monster

Kizzy monster, typically refers to a "Roblox BMer" such as Soup or Time

fuck! those kizzy monsters just sold my valkyrie helm!
These kizzy monsters are really babooning right now!

by Kizzy Monster February 21, 2022

Cookie Monster

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.

Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”

*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*

by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021