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landon

Landon’s are usually annoying jerks that some how still have a heart somewhere in them. They act cold but are secretly weak for cheesy stuff and are fun to be around. You might want to punch them in the face, but don’t; you don’t want to get on their bad side. If you find a landon keep them, or drop them I don’t really care.
“do you know that one kid landon??”

“yeah, he’s a jerk but I love him.”
by Oikawa’s wife June 7, 2021
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Landon

a 14 year old, his mom drives a Toyota 4runner. Kind of social, but gets annoyed fast. Do not anger him! Loves to play videogames. Once you get to know him, he is a sweet young pup. Will make your day and be a great friend for the rest of your life. Get you a Landon
Person 1: I need something in my life
Person 2: I got myself a Landon
Person 1 : How do I get that?
Person 2: you have to suck my dick!
by AlexHymasArizonaMormon November 24, 2021
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Landon

f-boy with tiny peen, looks like blonde lord farquaad
ayo is that landon

balls
by Bitch Identifier October 28, 2021
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landon big strong

landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay
by brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 16, 2022
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Landon

The name landon has two meanings, Long hill, and Cum dumpster.
Person 1: hey Long hill/Cum dumpster
Landon: hello person 1 :)
by MeFingerless August 14, 2021
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Landon

the term "Landon" refers to a fat fuck who sucks at everything
Landon is such a fucking loser and he should kill himself
by aassddadaadada August 19, 2023
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Landon

A Landon is a very cuties guy in the world and I easy to hook up with.
by anonymous November 12, 2021
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