I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
Get the Bum the hamstermug. When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024
Get the Thirsty hamstermug. 
Sarah got really thirsty after her date with John and asked him to give her a Thirsty Hamster in his Kia Soul
by JayPear69 February 20, 2024
Get the Thirsty Hamstermug. A thirsty hamster is when a man lays across a sunroof on top of a vehicle, and allows his erection to protrude into the car, for a another person (man or woman) to perform oral sex as a hamster might suck at a water 💦 bottle.
by Mad Choctaw March 3, 2024
Get the thirsty hamstermug. A sexual act where the male lays on top of a vehicle and dangles his penis down through the sunroof while his partner sucks on it from inside the vehicle like a hamster drinking water.
Last night after a few drinks my girlfriend was feeling kinky and performed a thirsty hamster on me.
by SUPERNOVA8 February 21, 2024
Get the thirsty hamstermug. When beginning to activate your cognitive abilities. As if the hamster wheel in your brain is starting to work.
by Nurrit May 11, 2021
Get the Poke the hamstermug.