Great Retard

two (or more) retarfs that think exactly the same to the exact same level of stupidity.

1) "acute intracranial hemorrhage caused by Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
2) "cause of death: blunt headforce trauma from Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
1) "holy shit we said the same exact thing but in different wording"
2) "Great Retards think alike"

by 1jeaner1 July 20, 2021

The Great Fitzgerald

Hosting an elaborate event with the intent of inviting someone over with which to preform anal sex.

"Hey, do you know why Jay was hosting such an ostentatious awkward dinner party last Wednesday night?"
"I think he was trying to pull The Great Fitzgerald."

by ranciddl December 8, 2022

KK the Great

KK the Great is the smartest man, known to man. He has scored a whopping 432 IQ in the IQ test. He has also cured cancer but didn’t release how he did it. Smart man indeed.

Wow! He’s got KK the Great smarts!

by KK the Great April 25, 2022

Gross great

Those oddly intriguing things that smell bad and good at the same time, requiring multiple sniff tests.

Middle schooler:

I can't stop smelling this enigma of gross great. Is this what sex is like?

by Dante_ck September 1, 2016

the great hambino

The hardest person to tackle in the world

Here comes the great hambino get outta the way

by Aardvarkwombat February 9, 2014

the great flood

When you don't masturbate for a few weeks and you blow your load

God: I'm going to unleash the great flood

by DiehlWithIt March 11, 2015

The Great 'sploder

The Great 'sploder: the head or chief of The Church of 'splodinity, who is said to be 'sploding constantly.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote

The Great 'sploder loves all 'sploders equally and He does not mind whether his flock 'splode with modern plastic 'splosives or more traditional detonation materials.

by GoughMan July 26, 2009