Baker

(n.) A unit of measurement specifically relating to a numerical representation of space on ones personal computer dedicated to downloaded internet pornography numerically equal to five (5) terabytes (tb) of storage.

When my server down ended up losing five Bakers of premium spank!

by Big Jay Dubs February 8, 2022

Baker Eyes

A person who has the eyes and spirit of a true baker.

“that milf has some beautiful baker eyes I bet you she can make a kickass pecan pie!”

by Bakereyes4ever January 14, 2020

Nicholas Baker

Hottest most sexiest man alive 😍🔥😝😝 I love his big juicy cock spreading semen along my spine 😍😍 Hottest most sexy baseball player EVER.

Omg is that NICHOLAS BAKER WITH A BIG DICK i want him to suck me

by nicksdickrider November 1, 2022

Kellie Baker

Very hot mother of ryan baker with huge tits

Damn kellie baker has big boobs.

by Kelliebakerishot December 12, 2022

12 Beer Baker

To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.

"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."

"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"

by Jm@c1989 August 11, 2021

Shirley Baker

The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon

“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing”

by DefinitionGuy666 January 12, 2020

Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.

Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."

by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022