Smug vag

If you say that a woman is smug, you are criticizing the fact they seem very pleased with how good, clever, or lucky they are. Just like smug dick is used for men, Smug vag should be used for women.

Sejal is such a Smug vag that she could solve some wordles in seconds while most take a few minutes.

by spsid13 February 1, 2022

Fag with a vag

opposite to chick with a dick

wanna know whats worse than a chick with a dick? fag with a vag

by UnknownSlav January 23, 2019

whiskey-vag

When a girl is too drunk to get wet

Too many tequila sunrises gave Stephanie whiskey-vag when we tried to have sex

by yourmomisanastylittlewhore May 11, 2016

vag pals

Where a guy and a girl have done the same girl at some point in time; not necessarily a menage a trois

Guy Carl sleeps with girl Suzie; the next week Suzie sleeps with the girl Betty. Carl and Betty are vag pals.

by galionheart November 23, 2009

vag boner

The stiffening of the female clitoris in response to intense arousing stimulation. Usually from chocolate, sex, oysters and fat wallets.

Is that a vag boner protruding through those trampy white pants?

by purtags January 20, 2009

Vag Patch

The female version of cock blocking.

"That prude, Emily, totally Vag patched me and Chris at the party."

P.S Lindsay, you are a skank for doing that :P

by UnderWhere? June 23, 2010

smelly vag

A stinky whores pussy that reaks and Is inchy and has herpies cuz they don't wash~. c.h

Thts. C.h wit a smelly vag

by Dnt fuck w. Me bitch March 27, 2015