by DarkRyuujin October 21, 2014
Get the Tattle Tube mug.The act of removing the remaining semen from one's urethra post masterbation; by squeezing upward from the base of the penis
by dustinsmith36@yahoo.com June 28, 2016
Get the Gogurt tubing mug.by penisdickholeshitsplooge November 24, 2016
Get the splooge tube mug.In "touching tubes", two men touch the tips of their penises together then pull forward enough foreskin so that it covers both their penis heads, so the two penises now look like a single shaft connecting the two men's bodies.
That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.
If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.
Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.
Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.
If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.
Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.
Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
"Me and my entirely platonic friend Kyle were comparing sizes, to address the question of 'grower' versus 'show-er'. Then hey yolo, so we decided to try touching tubes. I don't have much slack, but we did just fine, because he's got a glorious anteater! Then, in the spirit of wholesome friendship, we fell right into a bro job and cum swapping session that lasted for hours. But we wanted to clarify that this is no homo, so later we each gave each other a non gay handjob... several times... just to make sure we're totally straight."
by Klendathu_Jones June 30, 2019
Get the touching tubes mug.by Hugh.G Rection April 15, 2019
Get the Blood tube mug.A grenade launcher or rocket launcher noobs use in cod. Also is a item in the best game ever created called roblox which shoots noobs at people
Noob:I has a grenade launcher
Pro guy:you fucking noob you suck stop using noob tubes and learn to aim and quickscope you fucking faggot cunt
Noob: :(
Pro guy:you fucking noob you suck stop using noob tubes and learn to aim and quickscope you fucking faggot cunt
Noob: :(
by Lazylittlebastard May 30, 2019
Get the Noob tube mug.When one lies naked in bed and proceeds to nut up in the air, quickly turns to then catch their own nut in their anus.
Person #1: Dude I was tube throwing last night and I can’t even shit this morning my anus is glued shut
Person #2: Yarks
Person #2: Yarks
by Kdaddy&Pat August 23, 2019
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