Starfish Taco

The act of pressing ones anus against a glass window and proceeding to deficate after making eye contwct with a neighbor. The fecal matter then fills between the buttocks like a taco.
Karen across the street called the police on me for having a few friends over and being "too Loud", so the next morning I made her a nice Starfish Taco"
by toastINbed October 16, 2022
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Twin starfish kiss

The act of making two people's buttholes touch together.
Mouth kissing grosses me out; but I'd love to twin starfish kiss with you.
by Hamlet Lynn September 21, 2019
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starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.
Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee
by dabatrin February 10, 2018
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Jizzbelly Starfish

A straight person that acts gay who also acts like Patrick from spongebob.
by Uber Dragon flex January 20, 2019
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One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠
The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.
by Whatholes August 10, 2021
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Atlantic City Starfish

When a couple is having sexual intercourse, and the male takes a starfish and shoves it in the girls vagina while she screams " Uhnnn Yah ". Then removes it and shoves it in the back of her head.
Damn, I gave my girl a nice Atlantic City Starfish last night.
by Mohandas Ghandi October 09, 2010
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Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"
"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."
by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025
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