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squid lips

A central Floridian word for someone who tries extremely hard to be "cool" in the motocross world, in no way is. Also extremely annoying and able to piss absolutely anyone off along with the gift to never stop talking.
aww shit, her comes 'ol squid lips. Followed with a "leave, damn it!"
by pro 50er November 11, 2005
mugGet the squid lipsmug.

e-squid

Mannus: "Dude, how come the e-squid ain't working?"
Robert: "Dude, it's electric, it ain't for water."
Mannus: "Some kinda shit squid."
by Fortescue April 9, 2008
mugGet the e-squidmug.

vagina squid

a Prat. someone does not have a clue.
Matt you Vagina Squid!!!!!!
by Bob Bob Billy Bob September 20, 2003
mugGet the vagina squidmug.

Squid Wank

The act of masturbation on a male by an inexperienced masturbatrix
I might have well have finished myself off, all she could manage was a Squid Wank
by vulga February 20, 2011
mugGet the Squid Wankmug.

squid squisher

an over powered motorcycle bought by fresh out of boot camp navy personnel, and then driven at high speed into an overpass in the desert, resulting in one less douchebag on wheels.
boatswain's mate first class jones" where's seaman apprentice smith? "

seaman carter " he bought a squid squisher yesterday and they are still peeling parts of him off I-8 "
by phaedrider June 15, 2010
mugGet the squid squishermug.

Squid Dick

I dick that usually takes the appearance of a squid and typically ugly AF.
Some pranksters decided to troll on omeagle to look for some squid dick.

"Send us a dick pick ;) "

"Sure thang boo"

*sends pick*

"Haha lol u have a squid dick ugly af."
by Nacho chick October 10, 2016
mugGet the Squid Dickmug.

flesh squid

She asked if i liked seafood. I said "no but I wouldn't mind eating your flesh squid"
by DaCableJerk March 17, 2009
mugGet the flesh squidmug.

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