"Baby shark, do--"
"NO!!!!!!!"
*the sound of several gunshots resonate throughout the room*
*followed by a fragmentation grenade*
*followed by a box of fragmentation grenades*
*followed by the main gun of a tank*
*followed by the sound of a body being crushed under a tank*
*followed by a nuclear bomb*
"............bitch."
"NO!!!!!!!"
*the sound of several gunshots resonate throughout the room*
*followed by a fragmentation grenade*
*followed by a box of fragmentation grenades*
*followed by the main gun of a tank*
*followed by the sound of a body being crushed under a tank*
*followed by a nuclear bomb*
"............bitch."
by Gamer Gek May 31, 2021
When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.
"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.
"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.
"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
by scodder June 02, 2010
Daddy shark is a nickname for an anime character who has sharp teeth and is very very hot this character is from the anime my hero academia.this character name is Eijiro Kirishima.
Friend: hey did you see the episode were daddy shark was hit with the bullet!!!
Me: hell yeah he used he’s quirk like a fucking pro hero! Omgg daddy shark is so fucking cool!!!!!
Me: hell yeah he used he’s quirk like a fucking pro hero! Omgg daddy shark is so fucking cool!!!!!
by :wakwakayeayesnawawakewaya December 03, 2020
A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".
by Riley F. August 14, 2008
A parlor trick played on one of your unsuspecting friends (or strangers.) When someone is bending over to pick up something, you put your hands together flat to make a shark fin. Then you shove it in their asscrack and yell 'SHARK IN THE BUNS!'
Hilarity ensues. Bonds are made and broken.
Hilarity ensues. Bonds are made and broken.
by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006
Someone who offers incredibly high-interest loans to people that will never be able to pay them back. Loan sharks are among the most hated people on earth.
by Mike July 17, 2004