A week long, calculated hand job. A hand job 5/5 star rating in real life and on Yelp. A slightly aggressive hand job that ends with the giver exclaiming "Oh Yeah!" and the recipient splooging everywhere.
Jim: "So how was the weekend with the wife?"
Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."
Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."
by DJ_Smedium_Dick July 29, 2017

The leader of the middle school skater posse. He exclusively only listens to Mac Miller smokes notebook paper to seem cool. He is also a the shortest amount the group.
by Pimpdaddy96 January 2, 2022

by To much savagery May 8, 2016

Someone who is capable of consuming large quantities of alcohol, and while drunk, are still quite capable of beating the living tar out of most people.
"Man, that's like your 15th shot, how are you still standing? "
"I told you, I am a brutal savage, don't fuck with me! "
"I told you, I am a brutal savage, don't fuck with me! "
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

A fat, ugly, retarted, Horny, GenjiMain1121, He stalker, Autistic person How do you climb walls with Genji a ninja?
by Karsvn hi January 23, 2018

by the money boy June 19, 2018

Someone who is both a nerd or geek and an athlete or beast at the same time. e.g. Both a baller and a gamer, a body builder and a scientist, or an Olympian and a programmer
Did you know Donovan Mitchell and Karl-Anthony Towns both play a shit load of video games? What a couple of Savage Dweebs.
by savagedweeb.com August 23, 2019
