reece’s mum

Fucking somebody named Reece’s mother until she is either dead, disabled or hospitalised

Last night I went and saw Reece’s mum

by Gerkfriend is bae October 03, 2017

leytons mum

absolute fucking milf mith huge mother milkers

oh yh you knoe leytons mum shes a right fitty

by yuke massive hunt January 04, 2022

james mum

James mum is a blonde woman that walks around with two massive cocks in here mouth

James mum likes cocks in here mouth

by Anal cock March 18, 2016

that sucks mum

if something 'sucks mum' it is simply very bad.

Steve: Hey wanna have sex?
Paul: Nah I cant ive gotta go melon shopping with mary
Steve: Awww that sucks mum
Paul: Yeah i no

by GP Man June 22, 2008

fakebook mum

A facebook figure who fulfills the role of a mother.

Dave: Do you wanna go out tonight?

Seamus: I'll have to ask my fakebook mum...

by Jonjon19 February 15, 2010

Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her

Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)

by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019

Your mum

Someone who has been on top of everyone in yiur city

"Goddamn i love your mum"

by Homosexual waffle August 02, 2018