fakebook mum

A facebook figure who fulfills the role of a mother.
Dave: Do you wanna go out tonight?

Seamus: I'll have to ask my fakebook mum...
by Jonjon19 February 15, 2010
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Gleelash

The act of prelashing (getting drunk before going out) whilst listening to tunes from glee the television series.
Dave: Are you going out tonight?

Fred: Course i am!

Dave: Same, do you wanna come to mine before to gleelash!?
by Jonjon19 February 27, 2010
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