jewish lies

-Lies beyond lies -
Tales that go far beyond anywhere near the truth

Friend: “I go to the doctor everyday”

Me: “Jewish lies”

by Lil class at May 26, 2018

Erv Lies (Ervin Lie)

A lie told by a Jew. Derived from a Jew named Ervin.

Bro you are full of Erv Lies (Ervin Lie)

by Str8Tristeza March 20, 2025

You Lied To Me

You Lied To Me Is A Reference From asdf movies

Person1: Did You Know Carrots Are Good For Your Eyesight?
(Person2: (Pushes Some Carrots Up His Eyes
Person2: You Lied To Me!

by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS March 3, 2017

Yan Li

Yan Li is a slay gurlypoppy, omg, shes really smart and so pretty. i cant get over her perfect sense of fashion. shes also i super goos friend, kind and helpful. she tries to understand what others are going through and is a good listener. shes also very hardworking. Yan Li gives out so much slay vibes, i see stars :D

Yan Li is the most perfect girl in the world and if you dare contradict, you shall lose your viginity :P

by ava.sg.com February 26, 2024

Brendan Li

Only the true sigmas are named with this special name, only goddesses, and gods resprect the brendan li

Brendan Li is soooo fine

by Brendan Li March 11, 2024

lan-li

A Short Aggressive girl. She’s a good friend but isn’t friendly. Is always there for. She’s a Fucking Crackhead. Smart but asks retarded.

Bruh Lan-li is a fucking egg😂

by Weirdo_Central October 15, 2019

rae-li

The Greatest god Who is stronger than all over gods including Lennon

Rae-Li is god

by SneakzIscool August 8, 2022