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Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.
Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.
by KrakMan November 25, 2020
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Italian Handkerchief

An Italian Handkerchief is when you have a runny nose and do not have anything to blow into. You plug your free nostril with a finger or thumb, turn your head to the opposite side, inhale, close your mouth and exhale through the clogged nostril. The offending nose nuggets are then forcibly projected to the ground. Oh yeah - do this OUTSIDE!
Me and my girl were out walking off the quarantine 15 and my nose was running. I did an Italian Handkerchief to clear my nose. Se was appalled! She said "WHAT was THA??!?" I said that "that's an Italian Handkerchief!" She said "That's not a thing!" I said "Check that shit on Urban Dictionary!"
by anonymous April 8, 2021
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Italian vet

My rabbit was sick so I took it to the vet who quoted me thousands so I introduced it to the Italian vet
by Stampeze72 August 20, 2021
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Italian Bistro

While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis (like an italian sausage) touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of his spicy DNA on her tonsils. It is important that this trigger her gag reflex so that she throws up, because if she fails to vomit then it would cease at being the Italian Bistro and become the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler.

Also, if possible, make sure she has eaten italian food before hand, to add to the authenticity to the act. Even better if one of the participants is Italian.

Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.
Jennifer was distraught. She didnt know if I loved her or not, and she wanted a sign if I truely cared for her. So I did the only thing that I thought would truely express what I felt in my heart for her: I gave her the Italian Bistro.
by Throbbin P. Ness December 16, 2006
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italian isolationist

a nickname for kobe bryant by that guy on sportsnation
by gmac1993 November 20, 2009
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dirty italian

When a guy with gonahrea cums on the right side of a white girls face and immediatly slaps the left side of her face to make it red. The resulting Green White and Red colors resemble the Italian flag. Pretty dirty if you ask me.
Wow, Rocky loves the dirty Italian, doesn't she!?
by Jeff Willis February 22, 2008
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The Italian Isonaltionalist

Someone who is born and raised in Italy and comes to USA to DOMNIATE THE NBA To win Multi Championships, Given to the likes of Kobe "The Italian Isolationist" Bryant, who has Multi titles unlike the Lebron "Akron Hammer" Loser James who has 0 and has been Dominated by The Italian Isolationist.

Way to go Colin but I hate the USC Love Fest, Real CFB is in THE SEC

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The Italian Isonaltionalist

The Way Kobe Bryant Isolates himself from the opponent to do a jump back fade away and hit a 3 right in their face, or drive right up the middle to put it in someones face. Kobe "The Italian Isolationist" Bryant!
by JdPat04, from VleSports. RTR!! November 17, 2009
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