Gooch Rag

Somebody who gives the name douchebag a bad name.
Inspired by the term Gooch
A Gooch Rag is a dirty old rag that is used to clean the gooch area of the body (the part of the body between the Asshole & the testicles).
That guy is such a Gooch Rag!
John that GR stole my business plans!

GR is short for Gooch Rag (and much cooler to use).
by S D June 03, 2008
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Gooch lip's

Gooch lips is when a obese strumpets Gooch has a fold in then middle due to the rotundness of the individual
Charlie look at that I bet her Gooch lip's smell like stilton
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Gooch Gunk

A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.
Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.
by Dead Boar Customs January 16, 2020
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gooch pump

its the area between your balls and ass.. if you press on it at the right time during a gnarly pisser you get the perfect drip
i had to take steamy leaky and thank god i used the gooch pump or else i wouldve been all warmy in my pantalones
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Gooch-licker

Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.
Did you seem Tom with the boss again today? Yeah, Tom is a total Gooch-licker.
by Cledusbosepheus February 25, 2022
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Gooch tucker

A male who wants to be female. To do so he/she tucks the penis in the space between the balls and asshole.
Hey Bob. I was in the shitter with William and he is a gooch tucker!!!
by Wcmst4 March 21, 2018
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Quandarious Gooch

Brodie fr got hit with a Quandarious Gooch
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