Gooch Gunk

A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.

Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.

by Dead Boar Customs January 16, 2020

Gooch Goo

A days worth of ball sweat.

I worked my ass off all day in the sun and need to clean all this gooch goo off my ballsack.

by Inomon June 3, 2018

Table Gooch

The seam where where where two independent tables come together to form a larger table to when pulling two or more independent tables together

Bummer man. My drink's haphazardly balanced on the table gooch.

by Richard Ballz September 2, 2012

poopy gooch

When some one poops a very wet messy poop and then wipes towards the front ie. The gooch.

Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.

Ew. That guy just tracked dog shit all over the house with his poopy gooch.

by GoobeyWoob October 20, 2017

Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)

Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020

Gooch pooch

Any small dog residing under the covers during sex intent on licking and/or sniffing the gooch.

Damn! If it weren't for that gooch pooch I would have lasted longer.

by Nicki619 March 28, 2016

gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.

Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time

by Justdatiler September 11, 2016