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Floppy Joe

(Not to be confused with Sloppy Joe)

The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).

Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.
Avé: *Floppy Joe and I cannot lie, Floppy Joe tastes like apple pie*

Dan: This shit bumps.
by MadongIzichi August 1, 2018
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Floppy flapper

The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.
Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night

Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.

Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
by Odinson01 May 24, 2022
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Floppy doggie

A person who is very cool and intelligent, and who is great in the bedroom
Yooo it’s floppy doggie
He’s a floppy doggie

The floppy doggie
by Floppydoggie February 21, 2023
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Floppy Sampson

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.
Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."
by Mr paperstacks March 5, 2016
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Floppy Fish

a dance that you do on the floor where it looks like you're having a seizure. It's basically the worm on your side, but without jumping up and down.
Man 1: Hey do you know how to do the Floppy Fish?
Man 2: No, can you show me?
Man 1: Ok
Man 2: It looks like you're having a seizure
by urmumizgae December 6, 2018
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Floppy Cocker

When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around
Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school
by Dazzledust January 14, 2023
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big floppy mams

Big ginormous breastes. Large mammeries that flip and flop around if not supported. Often hang to the belly button with age.
Hey, look at Pam Anderson’s big floppy mams. I think its About time for another trip to the plastic surgeon.
by MP Vet September 4, 2020
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