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Christopher Ortiz

Great handsome looking guy with the holy spirit in him and also known as a "God".
Make my blessings come truth Christopher Ortiz
by Christopher Ortiz December 1, 2021
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Christopher

Well…what can I say about a Christopher? Very little tiny eyes. Little hands. He doesn’t give up when it comes to trying with a woman. Not very good performance in bed but can learn easily I suppose. Very attractive and hilarious. Frozen heart, he has the super power of never crying for love so be careful, a Christopher can be dangerous for you. Doesn’t talk a lot in bed and snores loads. Good for spooning and good if you’re short of money because the government will give you a pay for his disability. Also free travels if you can wait a year as a girlfriend. Time flies with one of this samples. Good hobby
Christopher , cute and sexy.
by Alicorn11293 November 23, 2021
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Christopher Onfroy

Giga Chad boxer who is better than you in everything. He also benches 225 and is better than you.
Christopher Onfroy is a giga chad amazing human being
by Christopher Onfroy July 26, 2021
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Christopher

A HOT SEXC MF🥵🥵🥵
That mf a christopher
by Bruh😩 November 21, 2021
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Christopher braxen

Greatest rapper in history. He’s got hit songs like Ghetto life, Melbourne and IMH. One a kind guy must check him out.
by Random fan of Christopher February 25, 2021
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christopher-jack

A person who is typically not defined by his name, someone who struggles silently but proudly and is often too stubborn for their own good. They care a lot and often too much, and is susceptible to be hurt at the smallest things.
Is that Christopher-Jack over there?
by WebsterOfTheWorld April 30, 2019
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christopher jarod

A basic white boy with special needs a lot of money and is a mamas boy, a good friend at times , acts gay but likes pussy, and is a hipocrite at times
Boy: Christopher Jarod is such a coon

Girl: omg I love him he is my bgf
by alexxa3245 May 5, 2017
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