The gummy bear is commonly found in brightly coloured plastic bags and while often hunted to the brink of extinction, their intricate mating rituals have never failed to restore their numbers.
In an unnatural habitat, the wild gummy bear submerges itself in nearby glasses and can take up almost four times its own weight in water. This process, while increasing the size of the bear by the same figures, sadly renders it inedible.
In an unnatural habitat, the wild gummy bear submerges itself in nearby glasses and can take up almost four times its own weight in water. This process, while increasing the size of the bear by the same figures, sadly renders it inedible.
"Look at the size of that yellow one! It must have spent the last two days in that lake!" - Steve Irwin on gummy bears.
by urglegurgle November 30, 2009
by M Mac December 07, 2007
Gummy Bears soaked in Rum; a nice treat to have at parties. These are easy to make, you simply get a plastic bottle (Nalgene) and fill with the gummy bears. Then fill with rum (non-spiced, Bacardi Limon works well) until all of the bears are covered. Let them chill for a few hours or overnight. The next day, drain off the rum that wasn't absorbed by the bears and enjoy.
Works well with other alcoholic foods such as Jello Shots
Works well with other alcoholic foods such as Jello Shots
- "Yo did you like those rummy bears at the party last night?"
- "Yea man, good stuff. I had handfulls of 'em."
- "Yea man, good stuff. I had handfulls of 'em."
by BMWE34nication March 14, 2009
by assman February 10, 2004
A large person with Russian heritage who:
-takes no shit from others
-throws his weight around whenever possible
-enjoys vodka and occasionly consumes it in excess
-can be easy to get along with at times or a big bastard at others
-has his own opinions about just about evrything and isn't scared to speak his mind
-hates yuppies, city people, and anyone who is ignorant to how the world operates outside of city limits
-enjoys hibernating for vast periods of time summer and winter
-has an urge to travel the world and some day return to the motherland
-takes no shit from others
-throws his weight around whenever possible
-enjoys vodka and occasionly consumes it in excess
-can be easy to get along with at times or a big bastard at others
-has his own opinions about just about evrything and isn't scared to speak his mind
-hates yuppies, city people, and anyone who is ignorant to how the world operates outside of city limits
-enjoys hibernating for vast periods of time summer and winter
-has an urge to travel the world and some day return to the motherland
by ren008 December 06, 2004
1. a bear which forsakes its natural food source for foraging in dumpsters.
2. a sparing person who prefers to eat food which is no longer fresh or is past its expirion date, rather than discarding it.
2. a sparing person who prefers to eat food which is no longer fresh or is past its expirion date, rather than discarding it.
"Why did you throw away my lunch leftovers?"
"Because they were in the fridge for three weeks now!"
"But they were still edible!"
"I wound't marry you if I knew you are such a dumpster bear."
"Because they were in the fridge for three weeks now!"
"But they were still edible!"
"I wound't marry you if I knew you are such a dumpster bear."
by dumpsterbear January 09, 2010
Person 1: "I saw you kill that cougar with your bear hands for dinner"
Person 2: "Yeah dude we are soooooo Bear Grylls'n it!"
Person 1: "And It'll be a great meal for my pet bear too!"
Person 2: "Yeah dude we are soooooo Bear Grylls'n it!"
Person 1: "And It'll be a great meal for my pet bear too!"
by CBleets September 06, 2009