-5th Law

As stated According to very serious Calculations that 2+2=7 U must go to Hoco/Prom with said White boy/girl

“Bro it’s ok I’m just gonna follow the -5th Law”

by Swiggle giggle September 9, 2021

april 5th 1989

The day of the Tianamen square massacre

Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

5th degree murder

5th Degree Murder is the combination of degrees 1, 2, 3 where you attempt to murder someone premeditately then you come back and accidentally try and do it again and try to fight someone then accidentally end up killing them (it's basically committing all 3 accounts of murder)

"Holy shit billy just accidentally on purpose murdered little Jimmy and now he's being charged with 5th degree murder"

by Johnny Blade June 1, 2023

May 5th

National kiss your boyfriend day

Yk what may 5th is? kiss your boyfriend day

by Lemonadezes May 4, 2022

5th gen it girl

The 5th gen of K-pop’s it girl. IM YEOJIN!

“It’s proved that Yeojin of LOOSSEMBLE is the 5th gen it girl.”

by yeojin5thgenitgirl December 12, 2023

November 5th

Its the day that destiel went canon, before immediately killing off one half of the ship, at the same time the 2020 presidential election was happening and also there were rumours that putin resigned.

tumblr user 1: omg babe wake up it's november 5th happy gayniversary

tumblr user 2: FUCK

by EmoAtTheDisco November 5, 2023

may 5th

they day you have to let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022