bow chica bow now

Used after a seemingly normal sentence that could be interpreted sexually.
Man: "I'm here to deliver your pizza"
Lady: "I didn't order sausage."
Bow chica bow now
by M Zooks December 04, 2004
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So wet right now

a phrase used to describe something that is at the peak of awesomeness and literally could not get any better than it is at that current moment
1. Did you see those isolations? So wet right now

2. There were like 300 people in that apartment, including a youtube star, a charger girl, and a UC regent! SO WET RIGHT NOW!
by Sparkforce August 11, 2009
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Big Shit Now Bitches

abbreviate as BSNB.

1. A declarative phrase often used by losers to exclaim, in belligerent braggadociousness, some perceived advance or victory.

2. A phrase used by boheimillectuals and nerdy English majors, often ironically, to mock the ultimate futility of any personal success or advance - a phrase declared in sardonic self deference corrupted by secret ambition.
Spoken:
All you suckers can eat my hot lunch because I'm big shit now bitches now that I've dirty sanchezed both the Bush twins.

Written in cyberspace:
OMG- can you believe how BSNB Steven thinks he is after Bill O'rielly at his dirty lunch.
by Thizzom November 10, 2005
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he's not home right now

Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back on the phone.
I tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend Peter, but all I get is his sister on the phone telling me he's not home right now.
by pentozali February 28, 2008
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is so me right now

A play on the phrase 'is so hot right now', but is used to explain how cool you think you are by associating yourself with someone or something else that is really cool. This is normally said by dumb model chicks and over the top metrosexual men
1. Zac Efron is so me right now
2. Katy Perry is so me right now
by SiffBachelor June 03, 2009
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Buy now, pay later

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.
“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”
by VON_Schlippenbach June 16, 2020
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Your my friend now

When you pick up someone random that you don’t know and say your friends and are going to have soft tacos
Picks up mouse

“Your my friend now, we’re having soft tacos!”
by Pancake c. April 03, 2021
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