Teddy Bagwell

A pseudonym, or fictitious name, adopted by a person for comedic perposes. Usually employed when meeting a person for the first time; if used correctly, can cause uproarious laughter. (incase you didn't get it, its short for T-bag).

Person 1: Hi, i'm person.
Person 2: hi, i'm Teddy Bagwell; but you can call me T-bag for short.

by Sexyranchdressingman February 6, 2009

teddy

Hip slang for an erection

"that girl's so hot she gave me a raging Teddy"

by THE HOV October 22, 2011

wet teddy

When you drop your teddy in a puddle and wash it using your daughters left sock in a bag of bleach.

I did a wet teddy!

by SlappyGrandad69mililetres October 14, 2017

Sweaty Teddy

Used to describe a person who's appearance is unpopular and has problems with sweating when stressed.

when it comes to sex, your such a sweaty teddy.

by sagacity November 27, 2007

teddy-mel

1) Ghetto-Fab
2) Emo Caves

1) GHETTO FAB HOE
2)I am really depressed im in a reaal teddy-mel

by M.F January 22, 2008

teddy dead

When someone does something right before you are about to do it. Preferably a cibling or friend. It is one of the most annoying things ever.

I turned on the water to the shower and went to get a towel from my room. I came back and heard my brother singing along to the radio while showering. I hate when he is teddy dead.

by Nikoss January 31, 2008

teddybearest

an emotional connotation referencing fuzzy wuzzy.

"They want you to feel all teddybearest, but they are really lying to you and taking your money."

by Ouchi October 23, 2008