taint shards

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit

I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards

by CandyFrank October 21, 2021

rusty taint

The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.

Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.

by Mr. Spaztastic March 1, 2022

Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit April 7, 2011

jager tainting

To pour jager on your taint

Stephen Colbert made up the word Jager Tainting

by Thready Sparrow June 3, 2010

funky taint

A bad smell, stain, taste or similar. so bad that it draws up vomit to the back of your throte, and makes you dry-wretch.

omg that smells like shit man! you has got the funky taint.

by Bernard p December 9, 2007

Taint-hoagie

A poop.

Dude, you dog just laid his taint-hoagie on my lawn. Are you gonna clean that crap up?

by SolarNomad December 15, 2008

taint smell

The smell of the taint. Do all taints smell the same?

A:What's that taint smell in here?

B: The taint smell? That would be my sneakers. Sorry.

A: hey bruh bruh, it smells like sweaty sack in here.

B: smells just like my taint!

A: cool!

by Sniffsniff July 27, 2014