swimming

When your so drunk your vision gets all wavy, and you feel like your swimming

I drank so much shitty K im straight swimming

by gingersintown November 20, 2019

swim

a sport that makes you wanna die

i’ll kill myself cause of swim

by seecascarl April 13, 2019

swimming boy

the boys who have the sweetest heart. their smile is the biggest and your favorite. they care about you unlike any others

his smile is so cute.u knew he was a swimming boy

by it’s him May 2, 2019

Swimming

A sport that most people think is pretty easy, but is actually really hard. Swimmers kick more than soccer players, sprint more than runners, flip more than gymnasts, and have harder conditioning than any sports ever.

A way to point out a swimmer is by looking at their hair (because it is most likely wet.) But another way is asking someone if they like to run (most swimmers don’t.) Also: swimmers are BEASTS.

Swimming is also a great way to tone your muscles and get in shape (see Michael Phelps Katy Ledeckyetc.)

Swimmer: “Dude swimming is the hardest sport ever.”

Another Swimmer: “Oh yeah.”
Yet another swimmer: “TAKE THE L FOOTBALL!!!”

by coralinasds May 16, 2019

Clasp n swim

To jerk off a nigga with your feet, you first clasp it and then stroke back and forth like a swim.

Oh he was eating the soul out my pussy so I clasp’d n swim this nigga

This freak had a foot fetish and asked me to clasp n swim him 😳

by HoneyB361 June 19, 2019

Valley Swim Club

Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.

Never a bad day at Valley Swim Club!

by VSC1111 May 20, 2018

Swimming the creek

Rather than making an actual connection with your crushconnecting the bridge this is the act of stalking their social media to see if they are single or not.

You creep just quit swimming the creek.

by Andreas Tortellini May 25, 2018