Swimming lessons

torture

swimming lessons make me want to kms

by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022

swimming

death

Swimming is pure death

by victorcheeseball January 6, 2017

Compton Swim Meet

What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.

Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet

by WillieStroker March 14, 2010

Swimming

The act of not drowning

I was swimming in the big surf at Venice beach

by BananaColadahelpme.. February 26, 2020

swimming armadillo

a nasty hoe who cant swim very well.

shay is a swimming armadillo she wont be at the pool party

by ronald19 August 21, 2016

Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

Swimming

A form of mental torture which involves putting one in clothes which makes one feel insecure and expecting one t Nov through the water while gasping for air. Worse when you're an older child having to do it with younger children.

Jamie has to go swimming. I hope he's going to be ok!

by ArtsyLady January 1, 2022