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Swimming

A form of mental torture which involves putting one in clothes which makes one feel insecure and expecting one t Nov through the water while gasping for air. Worse when you're an older child having to do it with younger children.
Jamie has to go swimming. I hope he's going to be ok!
by ArtsyLady January 1, 2022
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swimming armadillo

shay is a swimming armadillo she wont be at the pool party
by ronald19 August 21, 2016
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swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 6, 2023
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swimming with the fishs

Mean one who is dead and body is dumped in a body of water with fish
Jimmy: " Tony where's Carl?"
Tony: "Carl is swimming with the fishs."
by Swimming with the fishs February 3, 2017
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Greenville swim

All though the swim team its self is fun but you have a fucking rude bastard Sam Condon and Andy miller the swim team will never amount to anything in their lifetime with the coach “mollie Mendoza” the only good person on the team was Caden lecklider last year LOL nobody is making districts other then cooper hunt and Logan kimmel and Owen tamplin. LOL worst team in the MVL
by Ava Colby February 10, 2024
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ninja swimming

Swimming in a stranger's pool in the middle of the night without getting caught.
Bonus: going through a neighborhood, swimming in as many backyard pools as you can in one night.
While the rich people went to Cancun, my friends and I went Ninja Swimming during spring break.
by I'mNotThatOld July 23, 2016
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Open Water Swimming

Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes
Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling
by Brian0401 December 16, 2020
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