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Coolsville Sucks

Verb. To have one's words be used out of context for devious or unjust purposes. Often a practice of biased media sources, pundits, podcast hosts, etc.

Originated from the Cultural Masterpiece of Film titled "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"
Fred Jones: "No! Hey, you're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context! You're trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks! No! Don't record that!"

Heather Jasper Howe (Later that Evening in a News Broadcast): All Fred Jones had to say was:

"I think Coolsville sucks!"
by S. Strides May 18, 2024
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Ksi sucks

"Creature" was shit
Why did we have to wait four months for it?
You said you were evolving, but you didn't do bits
You just evolved into the first male with tits
You said you had to get some things off your chest
So, tell me, why the fuck do you still have breasts?
Yeah, you're leaving the Sidemen, but, thankfully
You made the other guys
But you didn't make me
So I can stand here on my own two feet
As I chat shit about you on this old-school beat
So, let's get started on why your life's peaked
"Tommy Gun" got two mill' views in three weeks
Which means 14, 000, 000 people didn't click it
'Cause they already knew that it was gonna be shit
I rate you though, JJ, you've made stacks
But the fact is, you've killed more babies than tracks
And your EP flopped, you need to be stopped
'Cause none of your new singles are getting copped
The old KSI will never be topped
And when you fight Joe Weller, you're gonna get dropped
Now, let's take a minute to talk about your mother
How the fuck did she make you and your brother?
She gave birth to you, then chose to have another
Each brother's more retarded than the other
You're both so stupid, it's just obscene
Your family must have some retarded genes
You've got a girlfriend now, to be fair to you
So, tell me, did you sexually harass her too?
Did you seduce her with your rape face?
Downgraded from Seana, what a fall from grace
And he's trying to hide her from the internet

I know all the song isn’t there
Person1: Have you heard ksi sucks

Person2: yeah it’s so good
by Harry lewis wife July 26, 2024
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hudson the duster that sucks at everything

An almost always annoying person that is a try hard at everything. Everything he touches turns to dust. (He's a Duster).
Hudson the Duster that sucks at everything is a dusty bender
by Gem city July 9, 2017
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Punk rock sucks

It has no musical merit. It promotes Marxism. And it is just really really lame.

Hip Hop music is just the same. Damn you, 1979. Lmao counter culture.
Punk rock sucks. Before that, music was still musical. Punk musicians destroyed everything.
by Evilous Dark Power November 18, 2020
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THE WORLD SUCKS

YOU DONT GIVE A F*CK ABOUT ANYTHING
James- THE WORLD SUCKS YOU NOTHING MATTERS
by Zmicclouds August 12, 2021
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lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.
Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.
by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021
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aary potnis sucks lol

A:you know aary Potnis?
B: yeah aary Potnis sucks lol
by LOLMANIA™ December 7, 2021
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