stroke delay

When engaged in a threesome this is the time delay after one female's maturbation of the male penis ends and the other begins.

"They were both on their knees taking turns pumping my cock. When one would finish to give the other a turn, the stroke delay seemed like eternity."

"The stroke delay between two partners often feels cold without the friction of an active hand."

by elementism November 20, 2009

Strokesperson

A sexually attractive spokesperson for a product/service which becomes masturbation fodder.

That Flo woman from the Progressive ads is a total strokesperson, glad I had DVR for that last commercial.

by SwanBronson March 7, 2011

Stroke and Hope

The act of stroking one's penis while watching a couple have sex in hopes of her inviting you to join in a threesome

My roommate was having sex with a girl downstairs. I walked down, gave it the old stroke and hope, total WIN!

by Nado Comedy November 23, 2012

Stroke punch

The act of getting punched in the penis and jerked off at the same time.

Dude ! Vickey stroke punched my cock !

by Qaskeo September 2, 2013

stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 7, 2014

stroke sack

Idiot; moron; total fuckin tool

Bro, you are such a friggin stroke sack how'd you lose that game???

by The Bo$$ Man August 11, 2017

Stroke the snake

Another way to say masturbate

“Whatever , don’t act like you guys don’t stroke the snake either”

by Scorpio Zeus February 26, 2018