stoned age

a phrase referring to a period in time when drug use was rampant

The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.

Late 20th century: MJ

by internetite January 13, 2012

body stoned

When you’re so stoned that you cannot move your body.

Don’t be surprised if I end up body stoned

by Browniehatch December 3, 2019

Rolling Stone

"Ross Lekkas"

A Complex minimalist.

Most people hide and give up when life doesn't go according to plan...this Cunt just rolls with it and Decides he will have the world and everything in it.

Defined by his patience when he had noting and his attitude when he had everything..a wolf dressed in sheeps clothing and loyal to the end.

"Why don't you just go home...I CANT RIGHT NOW IM A ROLLING STONE"

"Papa was a Rollin Stone."

"Have you seen my Rolex and is it still in good condition"

by HEKTOR Jnr June 20, 2018

power stoned

To be so stoned that you physically can't move but you're having the time of your life.

"hey look at Jim, he's so stoned that he physically can't move but he's having the time of his life. He's power stoned!"

by controndon June 4, 2012

Bones and stones

Cemetery

He’s resting in the place of bones and stones.

by Blaze Mindbend November 17, 2019

Stoning the Sickness

The act of getting so high while sick that the virus in your body also gets stoned that it re-thinks its life and decides to not be a virus anymore and you become cured.

"Bro aren't you sick why are you smoking?"
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."

by zippyclean June 29, 2021

Passin stones

How the cool kids say "Passing kidney stones"

Person 1: Ayo bro im passin stones
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Passin kidney stones

by HighIce August 13, 2021