stoner piss

the long piss taken after getting high as shit

1.) I need to take a massive stoner piss
2.) go for it dude

by fiend420 November 28, 2009

stone beaver

To go all out on the competition in a deadly serious manner.

Person A - I totally went stone beaver on that ping pong tournament.
Person B - Rad.

Person A - Hows' the weather?
Person B - Don't mess with me or I'll go all stone beaver all up in your ass.

by megazhanger April 26, 2010

Stoner Hide & Seek

When a person gets quite blazed and hides their goodies after use, then when they want to smoke again later, they have to seek their forgotten (hidden) belongings.

Colin: Gabby I dont want to get you sick, pass me my bowl.
Gabby: Where is it?
Colin: Its in the bag.
Gabby: No it's not...looks like its time to play Stoner Hide & Seek!
Colin: *sighs* COME OUT COME WHERE EVERRRRRRRRR YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEE

by BLAZEMASTERC420 May 2, 2011

Stoner Innovation

When casually under the substance called marijuana and one has a mental epiphany and comes up with a innovative invention to improve his or she's stoner life.

Peep #1 "Hey dude i just got the best idea when i was stoned the other day, what if we could have a secret button in my car that shoots out bong smoke into my car through the air conditioning vents so we could have an awesome hotbox !?"

Peep #2 "Dudee thats an awesome Stoner Innovation!"

by blupblupblup September 9, 2011

Stonehoused

When you spend all day or night with some hot broad, and you're just about to put your wiener in her and she says, "I have a boyfriend." That's getting stonehoused

Mike was about to marry the girl of his dream before she told him about Larry, he really got stonehoused.

by Billy Tossedsalad May 8, 2013

Stone age shit

When someone show's a unfunny meme that should've died ages ago, Normally some examples is 9 + 10, deez nuts, momo challenge, ugandan knuckles, dab, sanic and more. Normally it's highly unfunny that you wonder what age they're in, But stone age is probably where they are living in right now.

Mike: Shows Ugandan Knuckles Pic
Benny: Na don't post that, that is some stone age shit bro.

by 󠀀 March 4, 2019

Born again stoner

When a heavy pot smoker stops smoking weed for a long period of time, and then smokes again. They become a born again stoner.

stoner born-again born again stoner

by Twizzler August 28, 2016