jack squat

lack of knowledge

You don't know Jack Squat about anything

by Hoboken Johnny September 20, 2003

Squash

(proper adjective) a mood or feeling exclusive to a specific Tasha, which covers the vague inability to select any specific mood at the time, without excluding the possibility of influence from the wider spectrum of moods and feelings.

I am feeling Squash today...

by CommyChuck August 3, 2011

squater

1. At one time a welcome guest who has overstayed his/her welcome.

2. One who hovers over as if to guard. Sometimes a sexual partner from what you intended as a one night stand, or that you dumped and won't take a hint, can become a squater and soon become a cockblocker.

Dude, you said your cousin was just gonna be here for a couple of days. He's become a squater and has been here two weeks now.

I thought I would just fuck her once, but now she keeps squating on me at the club and is becoming a real cockblock.

by hotbuddha December 28, 2005

squat tag

Also known as "squat tag in the asparagus patch";
1. the act of defecating
2. anal sex, especially between homosexual males

"Hey Bill, after this space-docking thing is over with, how's about a little squat tag in the asparagus patch?"

by Jay Marr October 28, 2006

squatchie

Having a cooter that is especially hairy, much like that of a Sasquatch.

I need to shave my squatchie, look at this thing!

by Robert Turner January 29, 2003

squatchmo

An extreme beating, consisting of nine inches of limp-dick across the face until you get a bruise.

The man's friend was acting stupid and the man said,"shut up before I give you a squatchmo, bitch".

by Brandong February 4, 2007

squashbuckle

Often times the aftermath of a good canoodle session. Also known as: charming the one-eyed snake, romancing one's ovaries, etc.

Hey Daddy, Mommy likey when we squashbuckle.

by YaNasty November 3, 2010