scrockling

When a doctor (or someone you love very, very much) inserts a foreign object into your urethra.

How's Bob doing?

Not so hot. He had to get scrockled yesterday.

What's scrockling?

You don't want to know.

by Darn Everyone March 6, 2009

spockbrow

One who has eyebrows resembling Spock from Star Trek.

Check it out that guy has serious spockbrow.

by jmansfield04 June 26, 2010

Spocked Up

Spock up~: A game the objective of which is to replace the "ock" sound in words with spock.

when drunk it has hilarios consequences

I.e "i cant get my key in the lock"
becomes "i cant get my key in the spock"
alternative "i cant get my key in the lock, shit i cant get the hang of spocked up"

or

"I am so sick of people knocking my trolly"
"I am so sick of people spocking my trolly"

by uvpurple April 30, 2010

spocutotos

A sense of humor that defines the prejudice of event or an event that everybody can anticipate in prank manners.

Last night we had a spocutotos party.

by PartyRockstar January 1, 2012

Spockward

adj.

Something completely logical and without emotional appeal which garners a really awkward pause.

"Dude, did you see him break up with her?"
"Yeah man, he was so spockward."

by Richard "Dick" Richardson March 16, 2012

scrockle

Scrockle, the crust that exhibits after the fermentation of 13, rather large, secretions on grundle honey.

"His scrockle smells right good."

"I married your father for his fragrant scrockle."

"Stop picking at it."

by whythewrongface October 22, 2013

Spooch

A pathetic adult who displays a variety of non-endearing child-like traits. For instance, an adult who is content to be taken care of, watch porn, and consume a steamy cup of porridge snuggled up on the couch all day. A man who remains an eternal consumer but not a producer.

"Niall is such a spooch: he only wants to play video games all day and have his mom make porridge for him every morning." "Andre looked at me with a spooch-like face after I made an innocent joke about the hole in his shirt."

by PanderSpooch January 8, 2015