spunkable

Refers to the quality of a face or body part which you could spunk on.

Her face is so spunkable

by Spunkable December 7, 2020

Sphincter Spelunker

The art of going deep into and exploring a persons sphincter. Derived from the word spelunking which is another name used for exploring caves.

John: "Dude did you hear Brad was hitting on my girlfriend last night?"
Kevin: "Ya I heard about that, what a tool!"
John: "Na man he is a Sphincter Spelunker."

by k3r0s1n3 July 31, 2009

ultimate spunk

If you are top level spunky, you are an ultimate spunk.

(n.) Brat.

Dave Nap is an ultimate spunk.

by yadiiiig March 8, 2011

Asshole Spelunker

one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch

Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.

by The Poor Boy February 8, 2012

spunk-gobbler

A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go home to suck their dog's dick.

Yeah -- there's always going to be a spunk-gobbler!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

spunk mouth

When a girl swishes around seamen in her mouth

Harris is a Spun Mouth with mitchel

by Bob True May 13, 2005

urban spelunking

exploring sewer and drain systems in the city

"let me borrow your flashlight, man, we're going urban spelunking"

by Andrew Giminiani April 30, 2003