special cook

1. A down cook. Usually given the
Cooking positions commonly delegated to special cooks are:
-Master ice-cream chef
-Chief burger flipper
-Coordinator of vegatable slicing
-Champion soup stirrer

Note, some special cooks may not be entiteled to operate sharp objects, especially knives.

Fuck, who gave the special cook that knife.

by MIKE1337 March 14, 2003

Russell Special

The Russell Special is when one blows a game of pool, by way of scratching on the 8-ball on a seemingly easy shot.

(following a shot): "Oh, the Russell Special!"

by P-Nut! December 8, 2009

carpenter's special

flat chested virgin female

She's a real "carpenter's special". Yeah 'cause she's as flat as a board and has never been nailed...

by cj old man w March 14, 2009

Houdini Special

Applies to situations where you feel like you took the biggest dump in the world, and when you try to find your brown baby, it's disappeared, thus it is a Houdini "Special." Contrary to what the definition suggests, there is nothing magical about this phenomenon, because the shit simply dives deep into the abyss where no light shines through.

Guy #1: "Yo what took so long in there, bro?"
Guy #2: "In the bathroom? Well, I felt like I took the biggest shit in the world... and goddamn it wouldn't you know, it was a Houdini Special"

by Jamaican Beast October 22, 2009

pascal special

when someone gets fucked on a bathroom floor or any other strange place for sex

1).
"yeah she said she had bruises cause he gave her a pascal special."
"nice."

by gangstahhhhhhh June 21, 2009

LAPD Special

A sex move in which you cum into her open eyes (forced open if need be), blinding her as if it were peper-spray.

You then, while she is rubbing her eyes in pain, beat the shit out of her with your bare hands or, preferably, with your still erect penis while yelling "Stop resisting!"

I gave my girl an LAPD Special last night, bitch looked like Rodney King after I was done.

by LittleFatso May 3, 2011

Commerce Special

Banging Kristen from behind and using her back as a plate while eating a Mcgriddle sandwich from McDonald's.

Jules gave out a record twenty hotcakes last night at the club and capped off the night with a Commerce Special.

by Joe February 26, 2004