brown sock

This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.

Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.

Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.

by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005

Sock Babies

Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.

I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.

by navy_squid June 10, 2008

Oreo Socks

When one is wearing both a white sock on one foot and a black sock on the other.

Dude, my laundry wasn't finished before school this morning, so I'm stuck with oreo socks.

by staysludge904 August 29, 2009

Snowmaker's Sock

A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.

In order to not make a mess of his bedspread, Snowmaker used snowmaker's sock to catch his load

by snowmaker6969 April 30, 2011

Schlong Socks

Slang term for Condoms, Durex

I thought of this name or description for condoms the other night whilst my stepson bought himself some for a night out with the ladies!!

I need too pick up some Schlong socks before i meet this girl, better safe then sorry!!

by Crackhour August 20, 2010

Slimy Sock

Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.

Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Jewish Emu June 3, 2011

sock lizard

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.

I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.

by Tehanti January 23, 2009