Snack and Jack

When you get to work and all there is for you to do is, snack on food and jack off.

I just plan to snack and jack today.

by Themopshot August 22, 2018

sea snacks

a woman's private bits. also can be spelled "c-snacks."

1) dude, i got all up in her sea snacks last night.
2) her c-snack was a little off.
3) i ate a can of chicken of the sea off her sea snacks.

by manniel November 11, 2013

carpet snacking

When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.

My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.

by trace brock January 11, 2019

Snack Trap

Sandlot slang for 'mouth'. c.f. pie hole. Appropriate for use in the company of young children. 'Snack Trap' is a semi-generic name for a plastic container often seen full of Cheerios in the hands of 2-year olds.

Father: I really don't want to read this 'Thomas the Tank' dreck anymore.
Mother: Shut your snack trap, daddy, I've read it three times already today.

Child: We went to the Exploratorium and daddy got me some Jelly Beans!
Mother: Jelly Beans?! Really?
Father: Watch your snack trap, kid, that was supposed to be a secret!

by shabbychef August 26, 2012

Light Snack

When an obese person says they are having a light snack, they truly aren't. They are actually about to pig out and eat as much food as possible.

"Alright guys im getting off, I gotta go get a light snack"

by POOPYBUTTINNIT May 2, 2021

Suga Snack

Cocaine

You got dat suga snack.

by G Rated January 5, 2009

small snack

a word used to mock someone after he has eaten his 12th meal of the day.

Bug-eyes has eaten his 8th small snack today.

by Small Snack May 8, 2018