The act of a man jizzing in his hand and smacking a girl so hard that your hand sticks to her face and her face turns beat red, and covered in cock butter
An increasingly common word denoting any kind of sexual act. Presumably born from a rather lazy attempt to constitute a somewhat censored version of the regular s-word. Similar to the background of words such as jeebus or fawk.
Mack and smack originated from S.J. Hadleyburg from Red Bank N.J. The mack n' smack means when a dirty ass ho you are mackin' on, tells you no! You smack that broke ass bitch on that sweet ass ghetto booty.
The process of destroying a persons day or life, or it can literally be taken as "smacking a monkey that is employed by the Magisterium." Thirdly it can be taken as direct interjection of religion into a persons life.
Origins: the 2007 theatrical version of The Golden Compass, Where Nicole Kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.
"Why are you always trying to smack my church monkey?"
"I shouldn't have done that, it feels like I just got smacked by a church monkey."