Simpietro

One of the all-time greatest simps of the modern era. Constantly spends his time away from the boys and with the ladies whether it is in the library, the cinemas or out at the lighthouse. This man can simp and snitch.

"I just wish Simpietro would come online more often"

by justimagine...justsittingthere August 31, 2020

Simpian

A boy thats a huge simp for many girls

you betrayed the boys you you you SIMPIAN

by TTV_DIRTALIZER September 17, 2020

Simple Plan

Simple Plan: A Canadian pop punk band that writes cliche stereotypical songs about being a teenager with "big problems" and sung in a voice that's a high pitched as Alvin & The Chipmunks and as nasally as Louis Griffin from Family Guy, making them the essentially the Nickelback of Pop Punk.

I used to listen to Simple Plan is high school but now as an adult I think they're the reason why earth feels like a bag of shit floating in space knowing that there still people who listen to them.

by skatepunkerboi18241 October 28, 2020

simplementation

Simplicity mn e5tra3 Ma2moun

Tafa2alo bl 5ayr tagedoh .. simplementation

by ElJoj October 28, 2020

SimplePhile

Someone who is sexually attracted to the corpses of children (Ages 1-10)

"I was shocked to learn that my friend was a SimplePhile.

by Reptention October 19, 2020

simpbiosis

Two people simping for oneanother without being aware of their oposite's feeling

"Jeff and Britta were in major simpbiosis"

by Mario6767 December 4, 2020

simpinforthejaegerbros

Someone who never misses and has a delectable taste in characters.

"Simpinforthejaegerbros is always spittin."

"Simpinforthejaegerbros never miss, Erehisu > All."

by Ackermanpack February 27, 2021