Simon Crocetta

says they will play games with you and your friends. but doesnt. stays in discord voice chat.

Friend 1: Hey man you down to play minecraft with the bois today?
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.

Friend 2: was a simon crocetta

by nalahpesoj June 22, 2021

Simon worley

This name is used when someone cant get a girl even when they try

For example: bro your being Simon worley

by Doctor whale July 25, 2021

Simon worley

This word is used when someone cant get a girl or any kinda love

For example: bro this week I've been a simon worley

by Doctor whale July 25, 2021

Simone

When you're dealing with a lot of stress and anxiety, so you just give up and call it a day.

Facing an unrealistic deadline, she decided to Simone it and quit her job.

by Pluto E. July 28, 2021

Simon Budge

Simon bowls pumpkins he licks aiden angs boody, he says he made 100 but it was in t20 blast. he Usually looks like my dogs food and eats grass for knowledge. He has a bbc and yet he looks like aiden angs snot.

My cat sat on Simon Budge

by anonymous September 9, 2021

šimon

Best person, with BBC, all girls would like to have sex with him. Best one live in Miletin.

Šimon is Best name to name your son

by Lubajzjejelito November 21, 2021

Simay

Simay - Without any doubts the most perfect person in the history of humanity.

Beautiful, cute, very outgoing & just a great person who deserves it. You can basically talk about everything with her. She never fails to make you laugh. She is just very special. Sometimes it's hard to discuss with her but in the end she's always right.
Even though she goes through a lot of pain, she still remains happy in the perspective of other people. She will absolutely make you fall in love with everything she got. The love that she gives is priceless. There's no place that you will feel safer in than her arms.

And dang - her smile will make your heart beat faster and straight up melt.
Her music taste is one of the best parts.

Simay is also very smart and her cooking skills seem to be perfect. In dresses she looks like Cinderella. SHE is absolutely wifey material. And you will never stop thinking about her!!!

I hope I will marry her some day.

I love you Simay ❤

He: You are Simay to me.

She: wow ❤

by jhnhmnyc November 21, 2021