shreddology

1 Thou shalt not worry about what the pros do, but trust yourself and be pleased with yourself - if the boots fit, buy them, not because it is a Shaun White Model. 2 Thou shalt not specify. 3 Thou shalt not steal the gear for your brother! 4 Thou shalt wear Protections (even in the horizontal). 5 Thou shalt not hurt others, maim or kill, just because they are inexperienced or they lack control. 6 You shall hold such in honor, who have more experience or trying to improve. Respect demands respect! 7 Thou shalt thy brother in the park do not take the right of way. 8 Thou shalt not be a poser. 9 You shall not defile your ski resort with garbage (and not others). 10th Thou shalt not ski!

the religion of snowboarders

learn the shreddology before goin' the park!

we live by the shreddology, the written law of snowboarding by snowboarders, for snowboarders

by blipsqueek December 4, 2013

Shreddinum

Farting in bed, during the late hours of the night.

I was Shreddinum last night

by Margaret Lind July 13, 2006

shradical

v.. usually describes something amaingly fantacular or dankishly gnarkillish.

man oh man im pimpin the shradicalness in this room

by qtpiheidi January 4, 2008

shredder

a word that originated in rio linda. when a girl graduates past the stage of ripping to the stage of shredding

that bitch is coming shes a shredder, lets run a train on that bitch!

by Dante krops October 18, 2008

Shredding

To give or recieve a blowjob

I just went shredding with that chick over there!

by Lets shredd May 31, 2009

Shred betty

A hot ass bitch that loves getting down on the D. Not a trogslewt.

Slater - "Yo, that chick over there has been giving me the eye all night.."

Stirling - "Awwww shit! Dude she's a total shred betty, you are about to get your d ravaged tonight!"

Slater - "AAWWWWW HELLL YEAHHHH!"

Together - "SHRED BETTIES RULE!"

Followed by a huge high five

by I <3 Shred Betties December 8, 2010

shred

To own others in the sport of lacrosse.

To play guitar very quickly

To surf or skateboard insanely.

That dude is shredding on the field.

by E-Dawgy June 9, 2008