Shoe Pirates

The arch nemisis of Nike International. Forces Nike to ship right and left shoes on two different ships. Are particularly vicious in the Caribean, Mediteranean and the Kyber Pass. For more information on this topic, contact the shoe recovery center at MaGill University and ask for Sam.

"Why are these new kicks so expensive?"
"Must be those damm shoe pirates again."

by akekekekekekeke April 27, 2008

Little Shoe

The literal English translation of the Italian word and surname, Scarpetta.

Scarpetta literally means little shoe.

by Starmoonshine June 9, 2009

Tinfoil shoes

When your black shoes so shiny

My black shoes so shiny they tinfoil shoes

by OmmokBicChips May 19, 2018

Beaky Shoe

The plaintive cry of the Euro-Asian lesser-brained immigrant, welcomed into the country to fill the vital and skilled role of accosting the public by flogging copies of Big Issue.

Seller: 'Beaky Shoe! Beaky Shoe, plizz!'

Joe Public: 'Piss off!'

by Albert Woods January 4, 2009

Shoe horn

A mans use of his thumbs to help insert a limp penis into female vagina. May also be a double shoe horn if one thumb does not assist the limp penis and requires both thumbs for full penetration. I’m some extreme cases a quadruple shoe horn has been reported which involves using a friends thumbs in addition to yours to penetrate.

Jason was so drunk the other night and couldn’t get hard. He had to use a double shoe horn to have sex with that chick.

by Tigherking May 4, 2021

Red Shoes

"Red Shoes" is a codeword for a great set of tits. This codeword was originated circa 1999 and is a perfect cover for notifying a group of friends of a great rack.

1. Holy shit! Look at those awesome red shoes!

2. Dude, check out these approaching red shoes....I want to motorboat the shit out of those bad boys.

RMS

by R.M.S. October 24, 2009

Shoe room

A room for shoe's built by a male lacking testosterone. Typically this male will give up his office to create a shoe room.

This male will build the room for fear that his girl will make him do more laundry or cook 5 course meals.

A male who builds a shoe room typically loves American Idol and drives a mini-van.

Matt built a shoe room for Natalie instead of having an office.

by HGI May 14, 2010