Definitions by R.M.S.

Red Shoes 

"Red Shoes" is a codeword for a great set of tits. This codeword was originated circa 1999 and is a perfect cover for notifying a group of friends of a great rack.

1. Holy shit! Look at those awesome red shoes!

2. Dude, check out these approaching red shoes....I want to motorboat the shit out of those bad boys.

RMS

Red Shoes by R.M.S. October 24, 2009

Shortsky 

The motorboating of one's genital region. Whereas a motorboat is done to one's chestal region, a Shortsky is performed upon the southern nether regions of one's genital area.

1. So I was hooking-up with this chick last night and while she was going down on me, she Shortskyed my nuts!

2. You Shortskyin' sonfa bitch....you old sailor you!

Shortsky by R.M.S. October 24, 2009