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billy two-shits

Someone who constantly practices one-upmanship; if you've had one shit, he's had two.
Sam: "I'm fed up with him telling me how everything he has is bigger, better and faster than what everyone else has!"

Gene: "Yes, he's a real Billy two-shits."
by Fergus Mason April 2, 2008
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Generic Festival T-Shirt

When you go to a music or other festival, you will usually see people wearing a few different types of t-shirts. There will be several t-shirts (usually event t-shirts) that are the same at almost every festival you go to, hence they are common or generic to the festival. These hark back to the uniform wearing days of the festival going punter.
Yo, check out the dudes with their Generic Festival T-Shirts, must've hit up the merch tent together. How cute.
by sarhorse August 11, 2010
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that shits whack

A phrase used to descrbe an object or action which is out of the ordinary.
Guy1: Hey look at my stupid ugly car!
Guy2: No way, that shits whack!!!
by Michael' Bob Zancob June 27, 2004
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tuxedo t-shirt

Typically a black t-shirt with a white tuxedo printed on the front, giving the illusion that the person is wearing a tuxedo.

They are usually awesome.
"Is that guy wearing a tuxedo t-shirt?"

"Yeah. He's probably awesome."
by TehInteractive May 1, 2008
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Shirt Ripper

Somebody who rips shirts, obviously. Used in the move "Kung Pow"
by randomfan83 January 20, 2004
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Shirt monster

The shirt monster is the cousin of the sleeve monster. Seems to be more dangerous than the sleeve monster because it eats the entire shirt rather than just the sleeves. The shirt monster seems to strike right before fights, after nights of drinking, and sporadically throughout the day.
*roommate walks out shirtless*

Me: did the shirt monster get you?
by barnhart08 November 10, 2011
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animal shits

diarhhea: pissing out yer asshole, montezuma's revenge, hershey squirts, etc.
Homeboy had the animal shits so bad he painted the ceiling!
My dawg had to take off from the party to find a gas station in which to perform animal shits.
I feel a wicked slammin' case of the animal shits comin on from them pre-mades, homegirlz!
by big dawg chairboi April 7, 2008
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